I never realized there were so many ways to bring a beard to mind, but the descriptions included:
- the "Dan Haggerty"
- "Thesis beard"
- the "Al Gore"
- the "Ted Kaczynski"
- Johnny Damon's superstition beard,
- that beard hockey players grow "mid-playoff"
- the "Gorton's fisherman"
- the "Bjorn Borg"
- the "Charlie Daniels"
- and a guy who chops his own wood.
I think my vacation beard was pretty darn scraggly, but I'm not sure it was full enough to be a honest-to-goodness "Bjorn," but I feel like the description is right there on the tip of my tongue. I think when I look at a picture of myself later tonight it will come to me.
Postscript: I'm afraid the beard mine most resembled was Vincent Gallo's. I'm trying again though - beard by Valentine's Day!
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